Did you see that RTAA?
hell yes I did.
lol and she thought she was getting a threesome with two draenei
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
i looked at this 5 times without understanding it then on the 6th time i cried
I dont understand
Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck
because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies
but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you
that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart."
holy fucking shit guys garrosh won best actor no way i did not see that coming considering he wasnt even nominated
in fact he just ran up and bashed in their skulls and took the award but i guess that means he won
Oblivion: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to find the suspects, let them try to seduce you, and catch them in the act.
Skyrim: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to go into this dungeon full of Draugr and kill them.
OMG NASA! YOU WIN! YOU WIN EDUCATION! FUCKING GLaDOS AT NASA
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
"How do undead characters do ____ when they don’t have ____?"